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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur Jippers16/Female/United States

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_{Super magical Microsoft Paint doodles.
Be warned, my friends,
no effort is put into any of these pieces.
It's not that I don't care
it's just the style I prefer.}

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_{Name-o: Nicole "Jippers" R*m*r*z.
Occupation: High school junior/annoying punk.
Age: SEXteen. SO AWESOME.
What I do: Kinky but cutesy (&crappily drawn) bondage shit.
What I love: Rainbows, doodling, videogames, cute stuffs, colours, individuality, squirrels, mythical creatures (unicorns & mermaids, esp.) creativity, frankness, cartoons, comics, fictional characters.
Fav. Characters: Link (Brawl/TP vers.), Zelda (sometimes), Mario (whom I don't draw) & Princess Peach (supah cute!)~~
Fav. Games: MarioKart, SuperSmash.64, TwilightPrincess, Sims2, Nights:JourneyofDreams, TalesofSymphonia & KingdomHearts.
MAH OTP: Mario&Link, Peach&Zelda, Ganondorf&Link, Mario&.Peach.
Fandom Shit that Pisses me Off.
1.) When dudes complain about Guy bondage crap and draw girl bondage nonstop. vise versa for girl artists. Luckily for me, I draw both so I win (...at failing?)
2.) When chics complain about yuri ("It's soooooo offensive") and consistantly draw yaoi. vise versa for guys and yaoi.
3.) Too big boobs. I mean, holy shit. Those knockers are going to knock me over, one of these days.
4.) Fem lookin' girly yaoi boys. fan art of Pit from Brawl being a good example. I don't draw fem.boys, but the boys I draw look rather girly because I can't... draw... men... for the life of me. Men need to look like men plz.
5.) How my shitty Zelda pictures get moar attention than my Link pictures simply because Zelda has a vagina. One of these days Imma post a gender bend of Link tied up and I'll be rollin fat in hits, gee.}

REQUESTS R OPEN, betches!

Thu Oct 15, 2009, 5:56 PM

Mood: Hopeless

**UPDATE!! So, yeah. Requests be open! Hit me up and I'll see what I can do for you. <3 MS Paint only, though, my main computer (with recently borrowed Photoshop; don't have installation disk, and all) is being... difficult. So sorry.**

_{Wow. My first journal entry under a new account. I'd better say something unique and inspiring... oh, well, I guess it's too late for that, ehh? Moving on.

Howdy. I'm .

I created this account to post my "BONDAGE" pieces. but why create a separate account? I wasn't going too. I'm not ashamed of what I like to draw. (admitidly, I'm a bit shy towards posting stuff up here, that's why there might be missing gaps in my gallery). I figured this would be an easier way to organize my different varieties of work, somewhat. Kind of confusing, I know, but who cares? Really?

Requests? (I DEMAND TO BE READ.)

Why, yes, I do take them (Female? Yes. Male? Yes.). All requests are to be done in MS PAINT (please read above). I simply ask you to follow these simple and dignity smashing guidelines.

1. Before submitting any requests, stand on one leg.
2. Hop on it continously.
3. While hopping, mutter "I'm a weenie" to yourself for a full sixty seconds.
4. After doing so, Contact me neatly at *JippersTheSquirrel, if requests are not sent to my main account: they might be ignored and/or unopened for a long amount of time, as I only log onto to this account for journal updates or submissions.

Have an amazing day.~}